Our Steward, Vipin, gave Gordon a pet dog.
All this and the wait staff sang "happy birthday" to him in the Compass Rose restaurant, much to his embarrassment. Pati swore that she had nothing to do with it. And that was actually true.
Anyone who's cruised has heard of Safety of Life at Sea, or SOLAS. It's thanks to SOLAS that we go to so many (expletive deleted) lifeboat drills.
This, however, is SOWAS:
