Trouble! some idiot has spun/crashed ahead, but was king enough to get his piece of crap off the track.
There's a race going on, but you're not in it!
Oh, you've done it now!! Go to the principal's office immediately!
Your piece of crap is broken and messing up the race! It might even be on fire!! Get that POS off the track!!!
No, this isn't the last lap, and this isn't nascar. There's a slow moving vehicle on the track...try not to hit it!
Crap on the track ahead! It could be oil, it could be antifreeze, could be gravel. For all I know, it could be your grandma. Slow down!
Holy crap! Stop, pull to one side, something bad is happening. We'll let you know when you can move.
Have a beer.
